| Chapter One
A Present for Willa Jean
"When will they be here?" asked Ramona Quimby, who was
supposed to be dusting the living room but instead was twirling
around trying to make herself dizzy. She was much too excited to
dust.
"In half an hour," cried her mother from the kitchen,
where she and Ramona's big sister Beatrice were opening and closing
the refrigerator and oven doors, bumping into one another, for getting
where they had laid the pot holders, finding them and losing the
measuring spoons.
The Quimbys were about to entertain their neighbors at a New Year's
Day brunch to celebrate Mr. Quimby's finding a job at the ShopRite
Market after being out of work for several months. Ramona liked
the word brunch, half breakfast and half lunch, and secretly felt
the family had cheated because they had eaten their real breakfast
earlier. They needed their strength to get ready for the party.
"And Ramona," said Mrs. Quimby as she hastily laid out
silverware on the dining-room table, "be nice to Willa jean,
will you? Try to keep her out of everyone's hair."
"Ramona, watch what you're doing!" said Mr. Quimby, who
was laying a fire in the fireplace. "You almost knocked over
the lamp."
Ramona stopped twirling, staggered from dizziness, and made a face.
Willa Jean, the messy little sister of her friend Howie Kemp was
sticky, crumby, into everything, and always had to have her own
way.
"And behave yourself," said Mr. Quimby. "Willa Jean
is company."
Not my company, thought Ramona, who saw quite enough of Willa Jean
when she played at Howie's house. "If Howie can't come to the
brunch because he has a cold, why can't Willa Jean stay home with
their grandmother, too?" Ramona asked.
"I really don't know," said Ramona's mother. "That
isn't the way things worked out. When the Kemps asked if they could
bring Willa Jean, I could hardly say no."
I could, thought Ramona, deciding that since Willa Jean, welcome
or not, was coming to the brunch, she had better prepare to defend
her possessions. She went to her room, where she swept her best
crayons and drawing paper into a drawer and covered them with her
pajamas. Her Christmas roller skates and favorite toys, battered
stuffed animals that she rarely played with but still loved, went
into the corner of her closet. There she hid them under her bathrobe
and shut the door tight.
But what could she find to amuse Willa Jean? If Willa Jean did
not have something to play with, she would run tattling to the grown-ups.
"Ramona hid her toys!" Ramona laid a stuffed snake on
her bed, then doubted if even Willa Jean could love a stuffed snake.
What Ramona needed was a present for Willa Jean, a present wrapped
and tied with a good hard knot, a present that would take a long
time to unwrap. Next to receiving presents, Ramona liked to give
presents, and if she gave Willa Jean a present today, she would
not only have the fun of giving, but of knowing the grown-ups would
think, Isn't Ramona kind, isn't she generous to give Willa Jean
a present? And so soon after Christmas, too. They would look at
Ramona in her new red-and-green-plaid slacks and red turtleneck
sweater and say, Ramona is one of Santa's helpers, a regular little
Christmas elf.
Ramona smiled at herself in the mirror and was pleased. Two of
her most important teeth were only halfway in, which made her look
like a jack-o-lantern, but she did not mind. If she had grown-up
teeth, the rest of her face would catch up someday.
Over her shoulder she saw reflected in the mirror a half-empty
box of Kleenex on the floor beside her bed. Kleenex! That was the
answer to a present for Willa Jean. She ran into the kitchen, where
Beezus was beating muffin batter while her father fried sausages
and her mother struggled to unmold a large gelatine salad onto a
plate covered with lettuce.
"A present is a good idea," agreed Mrs. Quimby when Ramona
asked permission, "but a box of Kleenex doesn't seem like much
of a present." She shook the mold. The salad refused to slide
out. Her face was flushed and she glanced at the clock on the stove.
Ramona was insistent. "Willa Jean would like it. I know she
would." There was no time for explaining what Willa Jean was
to do with the Kleenex.
Mrs. Quimby was having her problems with the stubborn salad. "All
right," she consented. "There's an extra box in the bathroom
cupboard." The salad slid slowly from the mold and rested,
green and shimmering, on the lettuce.
By the time Ramona had wrapped a large box of Kleenex in leftover
Christmas paper, the guests had begun to arrive. First came the
Huggins and McCarthys and little Mrs. Swink in a bright-green pants
suit. Umbrellas were leaned outside the front door, coats taken
into the bedroom, and the usual grown-up remarks exchanged. "Happy
New Year!" "Good to see you!" "We thought we
would have to swim over, it's raining so hard." "Do you
think this rain will ever stop?" "Who says it's raining?
"This is good old Oregon sunshine!" Ramona felt she had
heard that joke one million times, and she was only in the second
grade.
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